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So I was gonna buy tickets but I didn’t have enough money, then I got paid but it’s sold out! I’m so bummed, I’ve been listening to this band a lot. What should I do?
2 months ago ∞
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3 months ago ∞
generally we need payment of some kind.
- BOX: I'm sorry ma'am but both of your credit cards were rejected.
- CALLER: That's bullshit! Do I need to come down to the box office and pay cash to clear this up?
- BOX: Yes, if you want the tickets you do.
3 months ago ∞
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how many exchanges can we do?
- CUSTOMER: Yes, I got an exchange for my half price tickets and I want another exchange.
- BOX: We typically don't do exchanges, so we can't honor a second exchange, especially for discounted tickets.
- CUSTOMER: Well no one told me there was a one time exchange policy.
3 months ago ∞
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that's no way to talk to someone working to help you.
- CALLER: Yeah I was the one that just called you for those expensive tickets!
- BOX: The one that hung up on me while I was talking?
- CALLER: Yeah! ... Wait no, well I was done so I hung up.
- BOX: ... While I was talking.
- CALLER: That's no way to talk to a customer.
3 months ago ∞
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you shouldn't come to a show that you already know is cancelled.
- PHONE: I bought tickets at your box office and then there were all these signs that the show was cancelled...
- BOX: Yes...
- PHONE: So I went to the show but there was no one there...
- BOX: Because the show was cancelled??
- PHONE: Yes, so like, why didn't anyone call me?
- BOX: Well, sir, you did just tell me you knew that the show was cancelled.
- PHONE: Yes but it still would be nice if someone called me with a heads up.
- BOX: Um, okay, you can get a refund at your point of purchase. Thank you for calling.
3 months ago ∞
i don't either.
- CUSTOMER: Do you have tickets for tonight?
- BOX: For which show?
- CUSTOMER: I don't know.
- BOX: ... Well we have three shows.
- CUSTOMER: What time does it start?
- BOX: Which show?
- CUSTOMER: I don't know.
- BOX: ... [GIVES TIMES FOR ALL THREE SHOWS]
- CUSTOMER: How much are tickets?
- Box: ... For. Which. Show?
- CUSTOMER: I don't know.
3 months ago ∞
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well alright then!
- CUSTOMER: I'm on [BAND]'s list.
- BOX: [HANDS CUSTOMER ONE TICKET]
- CUSTOMER: No, I should have two.
- BOX: I'm sorry, they only left you one.
- CUSTOMER: They said I would have two. I have someone with me.
- BOX: Sorry.
- CUSTOMER: Well fuck everybody, that's all I have to say.
3 months ago ∞
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I have Bruce Springsteen in the morning. Have you heard of him? I can’t wait til 12:30 for [DJ]. That’s absurd, you don’t start a show that late. I work in music!
3 months ago ∞